Ode to the Auction

November 21, 2018 — 

Over the river and through the woods
To the land of Mickey we go.
I'm told it's magic
But really seems tragic
To have to make fake snow.

Over the river and through the woods
A Baretta Silver in hand.
West Virginia rafting,
Bacon and Pork we're packing
On the bourbon Trail we go.

Over the river and through the woods
To the vet lab in Ames.
Then Chicago
The Bulls you know!
All winning bids, hurray!

Over the river and through the woods
To Harker Family Farm!
In a horse-drawn cart
With pieces of art
Stadium blankets sure to keep you warm!

Over the river and through the woods
During the Auction meal
Go for the gold
'Til it's all been sold
And make your wallet squeal!