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With Easter coming up this weekend, I thought I'd pass along some seasonal observations:

Where do Easter eggs come from?
An eggplant, of course.

Who invented Easter egg hunts?
Parents compelled to prove that a child can find things when they want to.

Parents' message to young children:
364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground.
Easter: Go outside and find 3-day old eggs hidden in the yard where the dog pees and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you!